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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 21, 2007 19:42:53 GMT -5
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 23, 2007 18:51:53 GMT -5
A: Press the "pause" button.
Q: Why is it getting dark outside?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 23, 2007 21:18:21 GMT -5
A. A man is gradually eating the sun.
Q. What is his name?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 23, 2007 21:49:04 GMT -5
A: George W. Bush
Q: How is it possible to eat the sun?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 24, 2007 14:17:58 GMT -5
A. Well, you open your mouth, take a bite, chew, swallow, and repeat several times.
Q. What's the weirdest thing that Sir Spikey O' Spork of Dublin, Ireland has ever eaten?
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rfly
Guardsman
As I looked into its dead black eyes, I saw the terrible sentience it had in place of a soul.
Posts: 37
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Post by rfly on Feb 25, 2007 23:30:37 GMT -5
A. A leprucarn
Q. Why did he do this?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 26, 2007 8:05:31 GMT -5
A. He mistook it for a corned-beef sandwich.
Q.What have you been mistaken for?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 28, 2007 18:59:51 GMT -5
A: A flesh-eating zombie.
Q: What other kind of zombie is there?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Mar 5, 2007 17:49:03 GMT -5
A: A pie eating zombie.
Q: Why pie?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Mar 13, 2007 20:45:26 GMT -5
A: Why not?
Q: How is it possible to answer a question with a question?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Mar 14, 2007 5:19:31 GMT -5
A. Why don't you ask your mother?
Q. What's that smell?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Mar 14, 2007 19:33:53 GMT -5
A: Your mother. (sorry, couldn't resist) Q: If a black cat spills salt on a broken mirror, what happens?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Mar 24, 2007 13:50:29 GMT -5
A. Global warming.
Q. What's the only thing that DOESN'T cause global warming?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Mar 26, 2007 17:11:47 GMT -5
A: Whatever it is, it probably causes cancer.
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Mar 27, 2007 19:51:44 GMT -5
A. E equals MC Hammer.
Q. What was the stupidest thing Einstein ever did?
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