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Post by titan zero on Oct 22, 2006 16:54:53 GMT -5
you guyz start it off
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yarrick
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Post by yarrick on Oct 31, 2006 21:07:07 GMT -5
Are a load of bullshit
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Post by titan zero on Oct 31, 2006 21:47:37 GMT -5
yah but their fun to listen to.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Nov 1, 2006 15:00:00 GMT -5
Some guy at my skool has this stupid theory that there's no such thing as the Republican= Perfect Being party, and that certain politicians are paid to say they're Republican= Perfect Being so it won't look like a dictatorship.
That is without doubt the stupidest theory I have heard in my entire life, especially since my family's Republican= Perfect Being and I know several others who are.
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Post by titan zero on Nov 1, 2006 18:57:19 GMT -5
heres a stupid theory... the rupublicans are fish pople trying to fight agenst the democrats who are crabpeople* for controll of the USA s othey can save their under watter citys from the huge crussing lawas of the crabeoples mec s
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yarrick
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Post by yarrick on Nov 2, 2006 2:27:24 GMT -5
Just about the stupidest theory I ever heard is the one that we never actually landed on the moon, and that the footage was all shot in a hollywood studio.
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Post by titan zero on Nov 2, 2006 10:40:10 GMT -5
if you have a telescope you can see the flag on the moon.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Nov 4, 2006 17:52:35 GMT -5
I have a theory. Here it is:
Presenter: You have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
Schmergo: Can I just say here, Chris ,for one moment that I have a new theory about the brontosaurus?
Presenter: Er... exactly.(he gestures but she does not say anything) What is it?
Schmergo: Where? (looks round)
Presenter: No, no. Your new theory.
Schmergo: Oh, what is my theory?
Presenter: Yes.
Schmergo: Oh what is my theory that it is. Well, Chris, you may well ask me what is my theory.
Presenter:I am asking.
Schmergo: Good for you. My word yes. Well Chris, what is it that it is - this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is - my theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine
Presenter: (beginning to show signs of exasperation) Yes, I know it's yours, what is it?
Schmergo: Where? Oh, what is my theory? This is it. (clears throat at some length) My theory that belongs to me is as follows. (clears throat at great length) This is how it goes. The next thing I"m going to say is my theory. Ready?
Presenter:Yes!
Schmergo: My theory by Schmerg_The_Impaler. Brackets, Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much thicker in the middle and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and belongs to me and I own it, and what it is too.
Presenter: That's it, is it?
Schmergo: Spot on, Chris.
Presenter: Well, er, this theory of yours appears to have hit the nail on the head.
Schmergo: And it's mine.
Presenter: Yes, thank you very much for coming along to the studio. Thank you.
Schmergo: My pleasure, Chris ....
Presenter: Next week Britain's newest wasp farm ...
Schmergo: It's been a lot of fun.
Presenter: Yes, thank you very much.
Schmergo: Saying what my theory is.
Presenter: Yes, thank you.
Schmergo: And whose it is.
Presenter: Yes, thank you - that's all - thank you... opens next week.
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Dead Maniac
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Post by Dead Maniac on Nov 5, 2006 4:03:52 GMT -5
Okay Schmerg, that was fine comedy. I could almost see the Pythons on the set. I salute ye.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Nov 5, 2006 22:17:25 GMT -5
Actually, I didn't write that. That WAS from Monty Python, slightly altered. *Blushes*
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Post by titan zero on Nov 5, 2006 22:19:28 GMT -5
is anyone else seeing the trains?
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