Aun'Va
Guardsman
For the Greater Good
Posts: 19
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Post by Aun'Va on Sept 9, 2006 15:09:13 GMT -5
Burns Schmerg
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Post by zim on Sept 9, 2006 17:06:30 GMT -5
Aun'va burns self
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Post by edelman on Sept 10, 2006 10:02:22 GMT -5
I'm not evil, just diabollicaly plotting to thake over the worl by the time im 46. my plan: U.S. house of reps, then the senate, then the presidency, then a hostile takeover of latin/south america, annexation of canada, offer for europe and africa to join me which all of them will because by this time i will have ammassed a military force never before concieved. concentrate my troops around russia and asia, and then one fateful morning invade the last pockets of resistance among them. Finally, Australia will willingly joibn because how can 19 million ppl hope to fight me? so theres my plan and i've copyrighted it so no copying!
zim gets sick and dies of genital herpes.
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Aun'Va
Guardsman
For the Greater Good
Posts: 19
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Post by Aun'Va on Sept 10, 2006 13:17:19 GMT -5
Aun'va pushs edelman in a pool of Lava
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Sept 10, 2006 17:49:32 GMT -5
Aun'Va is devoured by those weird cannibal people in "Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest." After consuming their meal of Aun'Va, the cannibals all die of food poisoning.
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Aun'Va
Guardsman
For the Greater Good
Posts: 19
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Post by Aun'Va on Sept 10, 2006 17:58:10 GMT -5
THROUGHS SCHMERG OF A CLIF
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Sept 10, 2006 18:01:59 GMT -5
Sends Aun'Va to a rigorous spelling boot camp where he gets a lethal paper cut while forced to write the word 'insubordination' fifty thousand times and DIES.
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Post by edelman on Sept 10, 2006 21:15:32 GMT -5
Schmerg is thrown into a vat of mayonaise at the Miller's factory, and is turned into whipped, creamy, topping for a turkey sandwich that is eaten by a man from Topeka. The man craps the remains out several hours later and the suage is carried into the Missouri and then the Mississippi, then the Gulf of Mexico, then it is swept out into the ocean, carried by the current to Norway where it gets caught in a fishing net, frozen and shipped to a fish factory in Spain, then from there sold to the U.N. food services and shipped to Africa, is eaten by refugees, turned into fertilizer and used to grow seed. The seed is packaged and sold to a farm in Kansas that raises chickens. The chickens eat the seedand use the calories to lay eggs. The eggs are sold to Miller's mayonaise plant where they become tasty, creamy, rich mayonaise and the mayonaise is used as topping for some guy's turkey sandwich etc.
The Circle of Poo.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Sept 11, 2006 14:29:42 GMT -5
Creative...
Edelman buys a pair of skin-tight pink leather pants. He tries to bend over, but they're so tight that they cut off the circulation in his knees, so his lower legs have to be amputated. Since he's in the middle of nowhere and there aren't any doctors, Aun'Va serves as a doctor and amputates his legs with a chainsaw. Edelman gets gangrene and dies.
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yarrick
Guardsman
Tread-Head
Posts: 30
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Post by yarrick on Oct 30, 2006 17:55:44 GMT -5
Schmerg is running about town in her little harry potter costume, when she trips and stabs her eye with her wand.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Oct 30, 2006 19:32:49 GMT -5
An elephant decides to use Yarrick as a scraper to get gum off of its foot. (And I'm actually dressing up as Monty Python's King Arthur for Halloween, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.)
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Post by titan zero on Oct 30, 2006 21:29:42 GMT -5
titan uses his goverment conitions to kill schmerg. nad yarrick. along with everyone else
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Oct 31, 2006 15:05:57 GMT -5
Titan Zero accidentally eats Kentucky-Fried Bald Eagle and shoots himself out of shame.
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Post by titan zero on Oct 31, 2006 18:16:58 GMT -5
nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have no reponce to that...
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yarrick
Guardsman
Tread-Head
Posts: 30
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Post by yarrick on Oct 31, 2006 21:08:46 GMT -5
Titan zero somehow manages to choke on a cheerio. Although he was in a room full of people, they simply assumed his mad flailing around was a normal action for him.
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