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Post by biotitan on Jan 10, 2007 5:55:36 GMT -5
edelman is resurected by biotitan just so he can drop a purple hippo on him and smoosh him into rasberry jam
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 10, 2007 6:31:50 GMT -5
schmerg realizes that her life is pointless without edelman, and since he died from infection she commits suicide with toilet paper rolls and jello ::)You wish... Biotitan plays video games for forty-three straight hours and his thumbs fall right off. He then dies of gangrene.
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Post by biotitan on Jan 12, 2007 7:51:49 GMT -5
Biotitan's decomposing body poisons schmerg's drinking water who then dies.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 12, 2007 22:17:53 GMT -5
Biotitan is picking my pockets while carrying my dead body to the morgue and discovers a Whizzo "Spring Surprise" chocolate. He pops it into his mouth and stainless steel bolts spring from both sides, piercing both of his cheeks. He dies of blood loss.
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