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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 20, 2006 6:30:03 GMT -5
Do you mean he kills himself and me simultaneously, or he uses me as a weapon to kill himself?
Titan's snoring really loudly, and some guy shoves a thing of dynamite in his open mouth while he's asleep.
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Post by titan zero on Dec 20, 2006 12:29:47 GMT -5
its usuly murder then suicide. schmerg. ;eats an explosive batch of eggnog
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 20, 2006 14:51:34 GMT -5
Blargh! I hate eggnog!
Titan Zero's tapeworm forms an assassination plot with his lice and together, they kill him.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Dec 20, 2006 18:41:39 GMT -5
Trygon explodes and kills everyone.
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Post by titan zero on Dec 21, 2006 14:23:36 GMT -5
trygon just killed himself/
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 21, 2006 17:11:57 GMT -5
Yeah, I know... I think that means he loses. Brings back Trygon as a zombie, and he eats Titan's brains.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Dec 22, 2006 13:15:18 GMT -5
I burn Schmerg.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 22, 2006 16:29:02 GMT -5
Hmm, that sounds familiar... I think I got that one from Aun'Va in the past.
Freezes Trygon.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Dec 28, 2006 20:09:45 GMT -5
I eat Schmerg.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 29, 2006 9:50:06 GMT -5
Trygon gets food poisoning from eating me because I'm spoiled!
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Post by titan zero on Dec 29, 2006 11:41:28 GMT -5
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Dec 29, 2006 14:03:36 GMT -5
Well, he's cute... NOT!
Titan Zero wakes up to find he's switched bodies with Aaron Carter and thusly kills himself. And while he's at it, just to be nice, he randomly slaughters Jesse McCartney, Orlando Bloom, Daniel Radcliffe (I love the Harry Potter books, but Daniel Radcliffe CANNOT ACT), Edward Speelers, that Hayden Something guy who played Anakin Skywalker, and all of the other guys who can't sing/act that Schmergo's friends fangirl over.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Jan 2, 2007 16:25:18 GMT -5
Schmerg finds out that Titan failed and all those Actors are at her door step armed with bolters. Schmerg is killed.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 2, 2007 18:27:36 GMT -5
Now THAT'S a scary death.
Terrible_Trygon starts hitting on various attractive female film stars and is promptly killed by a mob of their angry boyfriends.
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Post by titan zero on Jan 2, 2007 19:53:02 GMT -5
Terrible_Trygon gets killed for beeing anti american
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