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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 3, 2007 6:30:57 GMT -5
You were supposed to kill me, you know.
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Post by titan zero on Jan 3, 2007 10:41:39 GMT -5
when did u post there?! fine ill kill u but tehchnackly he was an above poster titan uses his phickic mind powers to make wahts her name explode
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 3, 2007 14:47:11 GMT -5
PShh, now I don't even get a name? Well, two can play at that game
Schmergo's driving merrily down the street (inexplicably, seeing as she's fourteen and can't drive) and doesn't even notice What's-His-Face and drives straight over him without looking back.
By the way, I posted my last post at about 6:30 this morning, right before I left to go to the bus stop.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Jan 3, 2007 17:58:14 GMT -5
Terrible_Trygon starts hitting on various attractive female film stars. I wish. I run over Schmerg's car with a challenger II tank.
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Post by titan zero on Jan 3, 2007 18:37:09 GMT -5
PShh, now I don't even get a name? Well, two can play at that game Schmergo's driving merrily down the street (inexplicably, seeing as she's fourteen and can't drive) and doesn't even notice What's-His-Face and drives straight over him without looking back. By the way, I posted my last post at about 6:30 this morning, right before I left to go to the bus stop. good thing u killed trygon for me so i can kill u. titan shoots shmerg with a gatling gun untill there is only pieces left
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 3, 2007 20:18:31 GMT -5
All of Titan's English teachers from years past team up and form the "Spelling and Grammar Mafia," which then storms Titan's house with flaming pitchforks, drag him outside, and hang, draw, and quarter him. Then they feed him to Liberal Arts majors starving on the streets because they can't get a job.
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Post by titan zero on Jan 6, 2007 18:41:56 GMT -5
syhmerg dies from bald egle attack
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Post by redterror117 on Jan 6, 2007 21:23:07 GMT -5
Planet Omega falls on titan zero, crushing and killing him instantly.
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Jan 7, 2007 18:01:35 GMT -5
I eat Red.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 8, 2007 6:24:58 GMT -5
Trygon goes to the beach in khaki shorts, and a bunch of psychotic stingrays mistake him for Steve Irwin and attack him.
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Post by edelman on Jan 8, 2007 16:08:50 GMT -5
I think its still too early for that
Edelman sics crazed Steve Irwin fans on Schmerg and they rip her apart.
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 9, 2007 6:26:27 GMT -5
(I loved Steve Irwin and his show... I am on the improv team at my high skool, and one of the improv teams is called "We <3 Steve Erwin." Naturally, there are a lot of stingray jokes. I am on the team called "Factory Seconds." I came up with the name for that. ^_^)
Edelman is mistaken for a moose and taxidermied and displayed in "The Mooseum of Natural History."
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Post by edelman on Jan 9, 2007 18:50:13 GMT -5
that joke was so bad i seriously considered locking this thread.
Schmerg slips on a banana peel and an anvil lands on her head, after mysteriously appearing in mid air
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Jan 9, 2007 19:22:26 GMT -5
Sorry, I couldn't resist. My dad and I always call it the Mooseum of Natural History...
Edelman tries to lock this thread, but the needle that the thread is in turns around and stabs him in the eye, and he gets an infection and DIES, HAHAHAH!
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Post by edelman on Jan 9, 2007 22:10:39 GMT -5
schmerg realizes that her life is pointless without edelman, and since he died from infection she commits suicide with toilet paper rolls and jello
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