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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 2, 2007 14:53:07 GMT -5
A: Iraq
Q: If a monkey is blue what is the name of its god?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 5, 2007 20:24:00 GMT -5
A: Johnny
Q: What happens when you microwave a toaster?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 6, 2007 14:20:53 GMT -5
A: Bang.
Q. What is the opposite of a two headed monkey fish?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 6, 2007 19:51:16 GMT -5
A. Two fish-headed monkeys.
Q. What is the fish-headed monkey's claim to fame?
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Post by edelman on Feb 6, 2007 22:38:53 GMT -5
A: They were the first to master the trade of prostitution.
Q: What is the difference between Titan's mom and a bowl of Campbell's Tomato Soup?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 7, 2007 8:05:36 GMT -5
A. One is better then the other in bed.
Q. What is the name?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 7, 2007 12:08:42 GMT -5
A. Puddingtame! Ask me again and I'll tell you the same! (This is something my dad always says... I have no idea what it's from.)
Q. What would you do if someone said that to you on the streets?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 7, 2007 14:01:54 GMT -5
A. Shoot them.
Q. What is the name of the name of the biggest hamster's biggest organ?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 7, 2007 15:11:48 GMT -5
A. Smitty.
Q. What's the difference between a can of Bumblebee brand dolphin-safe tuna and Titan Zero?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 7, 2007 17:51:17 GMT -5
A.Blue
Q.What is the crittist manastica ment to fuggily doo?
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Post by zim on Feb 7, 2007 23:55:00 GMT -5
A. Hugdinf murnel noradafnam smrat.
Q. is there anything i can't do?
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Post by Terrible_Trygon on Feb 8, 2007 8:17:24 GMT -5
A. Not be a communist.
Q. What is my middle name?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 8, 2007 15:13:05 GMT -5
A. Teatime, pronounced Te-ah-tim-eh. (And anyone who knows what that's from wins awards of certified awesomeness.) Q. What's bigger than Zim's ego?
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Post by edelman on Feb 8, 2007 15:28:32 GMT -5
A: My (Please do not Swear)
Q: What is the square root of the number of times Zim has squealed like a little girl?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 8, 2007 16:27:57 GMT -5
A. About a third of the square root of the number of dresses you've tried on today. ^_^
Q. Want fries with that?
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