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Post by zim on Feb 8, 2007 17:20:37 GMT -5
A. Yes, but hold the Trans-fat.
Q. If one trains leaves detroit heading east at 75 mph, and another train leaves Baltimore heading west at 90 mph, what is the average depth of the liquid on Jupiter's moon Europa?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 8, 2007 17:35:53 GMT -5
A. Deeper than any statement made by Stephen Hawking (sp?)
Q. So who would win in a fight to the death, Tigger or Piglet from Winnie The Pooh (and why?)
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 9, 2007 21:05:25 GMT -5
A: Neither. They would both collapse from exhaustion before being able to inflict significant damage.
Q: What is the meaning of cake?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 11, 2007 12:29:55 GMT -5
A. It's a snake with claws.
Q. Who stars in the film "Cakes on a Train?"
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Post by zim on Feb 11, 2007 12:54:17 GMT -5
A: Manuel S. Jackson
Q. Where is the only place in the world Chuck Norris can be defeated?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 11, 2007 13:11:31 GMT -5
A. The small island nation of Thaiheekhastan, which is run by popsicles and where there are no stairs, people play marimbas all day.
Q. How is Chuck Norris defeated in Thaiheekhastan?
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Post by zim on Feb 11, 2007 15:44:16 GMT -5
A. Because there is a little know Thaiheekhastan reversal, the younger brother of the Russian one.
Q. What are the 16 government ministries?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 11, 2007 17:19:17 GMT -5
A. The Ministry of War, the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Tolstoy In General, the Ministry of Magic, the Ministry of Silly Walks, the Ministry of Silly Dances, the Ministry of Mayhem, the Ministry of Mini-skirts, the Ministry of Minnesota, the Ministry of Even Sillier Walks, the Ministry of Underwater Basket-Weaving, the Ministry of People Who Make Too Many Obscure References, the Ministry of Neil Cicierega, the Ministry of Murder, the Ministry of Mister Clean, and the Ministry of Thaiheekhastanese Reversals.
Q. Which of these ministries is the most important, and why?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 12, 2007 18:52:15 GMT -5
A: The Ministry of Mister Clean, because it is responsible for half of the assassinations of politicians worldwide.
Q: Why is paper thin?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 12, 2007 20:18:28 GMT -5
A. Because if it wasn't, then you couldn't use the expression 'paper thin' to describe thin things.
Q. How does Mister Clean perform his assassinations?
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Post by zim on Feb 14, 2007 12:24:24 GMT -5
A. by blinding them with spotless floors, on whcich his target then slips and dies.
Q. In what year did the cow jump over the moon?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 14, 2007 12:39:29 GMT -5
A. 2009.
Q. Well, how's that possible?
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rfly
Guardsman
As I looked into its dead black eyes, I saw the terrible sentience it had in place of a soul.
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Post by rfly on Feb 21, 2007 1:01:54 GMT -5
A. It invented a time machine.
Q. Why am I jus the best person ever?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Feb 21, 2007 6:33:29 GMT -5
A. Because you can successfully pull off the "Pants-free" look.
Q. What does your family think of this?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Feb 21, 2007 18:49:48 GMT -5
A: That he needs to spend more time in the asylum.
Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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