carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 17, 2007 16:01:28 GMT -5
A: YES
Q: Where am I supposed to find 10 new members? New members don't grow on trees you know...
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 17, 2007 20:04:17 GMT -5
A. They grow underground like carrots. If you ever see greasy hair growing out of the ground, give it a swift tug. Chances are that growing underground is a Guard fanatic who's under the earth hiding from the bright sunlight.
Q. What does the tuna sandwich's mom think about what titan's done with her daughter?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 20, 2007 17:45:04 GMT -5
A: She just hopes he doesn't eat her afterwards. That would be disgusting. Q: Are you stupid?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 21, 2007 7:25:01 GMT -5
A. Spectacularly Stupid Sweet Fancy Moses, you are "Spectacularly Stupid!!!". If you are even reading this, we think it's safe to say you are a medical miracle. Someone call the pope! You are truly one of the stupidest people in the country, perhaps the Galaxy; We know for a fact there is some bacteria on Mars that is smarter than you.
Q. What's the stupidest thing you can say to the Queen?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 22, 2007 0:31:05 GMT -5
A: The best answer to that would violate the Proboards Terms of Service.
Q: If you knew that in 10 minutes you would be attacked by a rabid chipmunk, what would you do?
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Post by titan zero on Apr 22, 2007 0:41:27 GMT -5
Aget a shot gun.
Q in 1984 2+2=?
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Post by edelman on Apr 22, 2007 8:59:26 GMT -5
A Whatever the Party says it equals
Q How many roads must a man walk down
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 22, 2007 18:16:24 GMT -5
A. 42, mate.
Q. What's the proper greeting for a man carrying a jumbo roll of bubble wrap and wearing nothing but a loincloth, a black necktie, expensive designer shoes, and a do-rag?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 24, 2007 17:55:26 GMT -5
A: Don't greet them, you're better off ignoring them.
Q: Who do you follow and where do your loyalties lie? (Stolen from Titan's avatar.)
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 24, 2007 19:15:01 GMT -5
A. Well, I personally follow the man man carrying a jumbo roll of bubble wrap and wearing nothing but a loincloth, a black necktie, expensive designer shoes, and a do-rag. And my loyalties lie in bed. They're exhausted, poor thing.
Q. Where precisely do I follow this strange man?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 26, 2007 18:49:01 GMT -5
A: To your loyalties, perhaps? Q: Why are there so many Google ads related to hydroponics right now?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 27, 2007 13:49:34 GMT -5
A. Because there's a secret government conspiracy to poison dirt worldwide, and Google is subtly warning us by telling us to use water to grow our plants instead.
Q. Why poisoning dirt?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 29, 2007 11:38:30 GMT -5
A: Because nobody ever checks to see if dirt's poisoned. So it's cheap for the government to cover up.
Q: Who eats dirt anyway?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 30, 2007 5:24:59 GMT -5
A. Well, you do, for one.
Q. Who else should play this game, seeing as so few people ever post in this thread?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on May 4, 2007 17:06:53 GMT -5
A: Everybody should play this game. It's the best.
Q: Why don't they post here more often?
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