carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Mar 29, 2007 16:06:55 GMT -5
A: Inventing the ice cream truck. That music they play drives me insane!
Q: What job is worse than driving an ice cream truck?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Mar 30, 2007 13:42:03 GMT -5
A. Being a crash-test dummy for an ice cream truck.
Q. Which two celebrities would you most like to strap to your feet and use as sandals? (This is probably the stupidest question on this thread so far.)
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 5, 2007 21:27:38 GMT -5
A: Whichever ones give me the most money. (PAY ME $1,000,000 AND I WILL ADVERTISE YOU ON MY FEET. Stupid celebrities.)
Q: Which celebrity is the stupidest?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 7, 2007 19:07:02 GMT -5
A. Stephen Hawking.
Q. How is this possible?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 10, 2007 20:44:34 GMT -5
A: Only Stephen Hawking could know.
Q: What is Stephen Hawking's favorite thing to do on rainy days?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 14, 2007 6:30:16 GMT -5
A. He eats soggy cats.
Q. Today's my birthday. How will you celebrate it?
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Post by titan zero on Apr 14, 2007 20:44:11 GMT -5
A i wont.
Q whas that a good answer?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 15, 2007 7:47:48 GMT -5
A. Oh, so splendid that I'll knight you for it.
Q. What will your first deed as knight be?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 15, 2007 19:18:17 GMT -5
A: He will build a monument to Stephen Colbert.
Q1: How come I don't get knighted?
Q2: Is "knighted" a word?
Q3: Am I allowed to ask two questions?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 16, 2007 13:24:59 GMT -5
A: 'Knighted' is indeed a word, and I was going to knight you, but then you asked too many questions, which is the only crime you can commit that precludes you from ever becoming a knight.
Q. What can you do to get me to knight you now that you're technically banned from being a knight?
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Post by titan zero on Apr 16, 2007 19:32:59 GMT -5
A nothing he is doomed for ever.
Q what is my next question?
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carnogaunt
Sargent
Yes, I am a Tyranid. No, I will not eat you.
Posts: 54
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Post by carnogaunt on Apr 16, 2007 19:36:04 GMT -5
A: Your next question is "How do you get around eternal doom?"
Q: What do you want me to do so I can get knighted?
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Post by titan zero on Apr 16, 2007 21:34:53 GMT -5
Ai want you to bring 10 new members to this site Qwill i do the same for you if you do this?
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Post by Schmerg_The_Impaler on Apr 17, 2007 5:31:55 GMT -5
A. No, but you will give him a half-eaten tuna-salad sandwich with extra lettuce.
Q. What's the evillest thing you can do with a half-eaten tuna-salad sandwich with extra lettuce?
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Post by titan zero on Apr 17, 2007 9:33:57 GMT -5
A have sex with it.
Qdid i go to far?
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